I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because:
- I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
- Not popular enough for twitter
- Facebook is dumb
i want to look like an arctic monkeys song
2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.
Fossil Pokemon||Sprite source
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
Short people stand on their toes in selfies in hopes to look taller
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
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